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Tarak's last minute preparations
Huck and Hillmans take Tarak
to Rudy's Diner
for a hearty Southern breakfast
of Pork Brains
Tarak masters the intricate
"
bumper whack the elusive bobbing tree" workout.
Dejah who is privy to the knowledge
held by the
secret society of women drivers
was the chief advisor in this area.
Huck gives some valuable pointers
on the employment of
smoke screen devices that he
learned from Buster Crabbe.
He also passes along his knowledge
of costume, booties, fighting moves,
and battle cry tips that he
picked up from Frank Merrill.
Heavyweight pugilist, JoN, instructs
Tarak in
mastering the classic John L.
Sullivan stance
and dorky George of the Jungle
battle grimace.
Tarak's Trainer von Horst Leads Tarak Through a Last Minute Warm-Up
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co-ordination techniques |
weapons of choice |
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He imitates the Ape-Man's moves and poses. |
he builds up his strength with his custom-made medicine ball |
Predator nonchalantly reads
the funnies
Predator attempting to bribe
the referee
Predator working out with an oversized coffee cup
Throngs of excited spectators
crowd around the combatants
to view the long-awaited death
struggle
Cries of anguish from the pain
of old injuries
The combatants both collapse in agony from
old wounds
~ torn shoulders ~ whiplash ~ broken ankles
~ broken cuticles ~
The confrontation is declared a draw as
both barbarians lie in a stupor under the
Hachland round tables.
Volume
0377
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