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EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS
and THE FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

by Richard D. Mullen, the Elder
Late Professor Moral Science
University of Terre Haute
Ref: Riverside Quarterly, Vol. 4, No. 3, June 1970, pp. 186-191
From the David Sorochty Collection
Transcribed and Formatted for the Web by Bill Hillman

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The stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs contain many lessons of great value for the attentive reader, but none more valuable than the warning that an unprotected girl is always in danger or being raped by an Arab, Negro, great ape, Green Martian, or monster of some other kind, or by a wicked white man, or sometimes even by a good white man. Unwilling to rest content with a mere warning, Burroughs also provides many useful pointers on how an endangered young lady may defend her honour -- or, if her own resources fail, on the kinds of rescue that may be expected from an ever-watchful Providence.

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I: A TABLE OF INCIDENTS
The following table has been prepared as a service to serious students of literature and morality, and it is earnestly hoped that no reader will use it as an index to incidents that might appeal to his prurient interests. It covers all works written by the Master in the period 1911-1915, except H.R.H., the Rider, which I have been unable to consult. Other Burroughsiana may perhaps be induced to assist in extending this survey over the entire corpus. In this day of declining moral standards, nothing could be of greater importance.

So that the ,reader may appreciate the full horror of the heroine's peril, the villain is designated by name only when his race is the same as hers, with exceptions allowed for the two Emperors or Abyssinia, whose high rank may be thought to offer some compensation.
The asterisks in the second column indicate the imminence of the heroine's peril:
*Hero unable or barely able to restrain himself.
**Villain with heroine in his power, or attempting capture of heroine, or to whom heroine is being delivered.
***Villain within minutes of accomplishing his vile purpose.

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II THE LESSONS OF THE TABLE
The youthful reader of the gentler sex will surely be happy to learn from the Table that there is an even chance of being rescued by a hero. No hero is available in the remaining thirty-seven incidents, but in nineteen of these the heroine saves herself with her own resources, which means again that she has an even chance. If she has a weapon of her own, she can use it to good advantage (Incidents 6, 30, 46, 68); if she has none of her own, she can sometimes seize and use the villain's own weapon (5, 19, 55, ?0); if neither has a weapon, she can pick up anything handy· -- e.g., if the struggle occurs in or near a small
boat, a paddle will do nicely (50). When friends are nearby, she can gain at least temporary respite by screaming, which will force the villain to deprive her of her voice rather than her honour (41). If the villain drags her into the jungle, she can escape if her jungle skills are superior to his (42, 51). If the villain depends on the wildness of the country to keep her from running away, she can choose to risk death rather than dishonour (?3). Similarly, if the villain's power is economic or social rather than physical, she can defy him to do his worst (61, 62). If the potential attacker has been reared by great apes in Africa or by immigrant Irish on the Chicago West Side, a virgin will find sufficient protection in the power of her purity (2, 56). Finally, a steadfast though mistaken belief in the
honour of a man pretending to be her protector may well cause him
to abandon his evil purpose (12, 20).

When her own resources fail and no hero is at hand, the imperiled girl must rely on the mysterious ways of Providence. Although earthquakes sometimes occur at opportune moments (39) and bands of white men turn up in the most remote places (40), Providence seems to favour lions as a means of frustrating the designs of wicked men and lustful apes (10, 13, 31, ?1, not to mention ?5). More awesome means are sometimes used: it was a pterodactyl seeking food for its young that first saved Nadara from the clutches of the lustful Boat-Builder (46) and a lustful great ape that stole Jane from the slavers who had intended to sell her to a black sultan (9).

But the ways of Providence are not always so spectacular: villains sometimes lose their nerve or their footing (32, 64) or fight among themselves (11, 1?, 48), and good men are sometimes granted a timely interruption so that they can think better of what they were about to do (14, 16).

It follows that a young lady should not lose heart just because she has been captured by villains. Dejah Thoris was for a considerable time in the power of two of the vilest villains that ever lived, but still managed somehow to retain her honour (24). Even more inspiring is the case of Thuvia (28), who was "for fifteen ·years a plaything and a slave" (M2: 8) of the wicked White Martians, the horribly misnamed Holy Therns. When John Carter and Thuvia first met, he displayed his great delicacy by steadfastly ignoring the fact that they were both completely naked and his acute perception by addressing her as "Maiden" (M2: 4). In this he was surely correct, for how else could the fourth Martian novel be named Thuvia, Maid of Mars?

Hope remains even when the worst happens. Having been tricked into "marriage" by an already-married man and having found, on the death of her "husband," that she was living in a house of prostitution, June (60) saw no reason to believe that there were any good men in the world and hence no reason not to continue in a life of sin. But when our hero demonstrated his goodness and encouraged her to change her way of life, she found within herself the necessary strength. If the Master had written nothing else, The Girl from Farris's would be enough to win him the undying gratitude or all parents with young daughters.

We should also notice that Burroughs has as much to teach us about Biology as about Morality. While it is true that Dejah Thoris was hatched rather than born and that she brings forth eggs rather than live babies; while it is true, in short, that she is oviparous rather than mammalian, it is also true that she has navel, nipples, and protruding though milkless breasts, for we are expressly told that when John Carter first saw her she had "a slender, girlish figure, similar in every detail to the earthly women of my past life" (M1: 8). And if that is not sufficient, we have similar words about Thuvia, who is of the same race: "She was a perfect type of that remarkably beautiful race whose outward appearance is identical with the more god-like races of Earthmen, except that this higher race of Martians is of a light reddish copper color" (M2: 4).

LIST OF STORIES CONSULTED
The references in the Table and in the text are to volume and chapter, or to part and chapter, with the volumes or parts designated in the following way:

Tarzan.com	ERBzine.com	DantonBurroughs.com	Tarzan.org
BurroughsBibliophiles.com	JohnColemanBurroughs.com	Tarzan.com/tarzine	JohnCarterOfMars.ca
ERBzine.com/edgarriceburroughs	Weekly Webzine	Weekly Webzine	Pellucidar.org
John Carter Film	ERB, Inc. Corporate Site	ERB Centennial	tarzana.ca